It's lead actors - okay, it's ONLY actors - all look vaguely familiar, but you can't place the faces. "Altered Species" stars no one and features little more.
So loathsome were its main characters that I found myself hoping, almost praying, that these brick-stupid chunkheads would fall victim to the leader of the rats - a six-foot critter that looks like a guy in a bear suit that has seen better days. "Altered Species" (packaged this time around as "Rodentz") is just such a film.
I had visited the local Blockbuster with my lovely and talented assistant, Noodles, in search of a movie so painfully stupid, so insipid, that I could sit through the entire thing without the slightest bit of sympathy for the so-called heroes. Every so often, while strolling through the aisles of the local video store, the unsuspecting consumer will spot something out of the corner of his eye that almost shouts, "LOOK AT ME!!! I'M WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!!!" In my own particular case, this is exactly what happened.
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